Michael: Forum doesn’t want to be separated. It wants to be complete. Two halves that are one.
Christa: Forum wants to be a spread. And Pillbox wants to be broadsheet.
Anna (horrified): Noo!!
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Author Archives: Alan V
Creep
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Emily: What if I said I was going to creep into your room at night, Anna, and touch you?
Christa: You already do that.
Replacements
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Anna: We can replace “Did you Know” and the advice column. One can be puppies, and one can be drugs, sex, and disease.
Baby dolphins
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Stacey: If you google ‘baby dolphins’, they’re all dead baby dolphins. It’s sad.
Alumni
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Anna: He’s an alumni.
Greg: Alumnus.
Anna: He’s plural. He’s an alumni.
Later…
Anna: He is singular now, I’m sorry.
Nicole: Aw, the other parts of him are sad.
Explode
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Celia: Okay, I’ll be back.
Emily: What? The room’s going to explode.
Celia: Uh, it’d better not. It’ll be your fault if it explodes.
Emily: Aww. It’s going to explode now. And it’s going to be my fault.
Riot
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Emily: They’re not rioting. They’re happy! They’re sticking their tongues out!
Baking
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Emily: Anna, why didn’t you bake?
Anna: Because I was either in a car, at Greek Sing, or sleeping.
Emily: You should have baked. At Greek Sing.
Posters
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Celia: Any ideas for these posters?
Emily: First rule of advertising, sex sells.
Stacey: Just get some naked people on there holding carnival issues.
Creative
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Celia (excitedly): Katie Katie Katie! Come here! You’re creative, you can help me!