Meela (singing): Ima throw up on… Stacey.
Stacey: Please don’t.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Pet
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Meela (yelling): Nick Harper can I pet your head?!
Nick: I suppose so?
(Meela pets Nick’s head)
Meela: Patrick’s in there.
Nick: Patrick’s here?
Meela: Go tell him.
Nick: I will tell Patrick that I let you pet my head.
Move
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Christa (to Emily): You can’t move now. I hotwired that bitch to blow if you move. If you fart, you’re dead.
Pica
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Anna: They were like, ‘This isn’t a pica.’ I was like ‘WTF is a pica? I thought that was a frat!’
Fight
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Michael: Emily, whoever you’re fighting against… they don’t exist, and they’re still right.
Classy
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Anna: The more naked the more classy.
Adopted
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Meela: Nikunja doesn’t like you.
Nikunja: That’s not true!
Meela: You’re adopted. Your parents don’t love you.
Emily: Well maybe I don’t like them. Maybe I ran away from home when I was twelve. You don’t know. What do you know of my life?
Harass
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Meela: Daniel, please don’t harass Emily, no matter how much you might not like her, like the rest of us.
Emily: DON’T haraSS me!
Later…
Christa: Go sit down. Go sit down and let me verbally harass you.
Blah blah blah
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Emily: It’s the same f***ing structure in every f***ing sentence. ‘Blah blah blah blah we at the Tartan blah blah blah.’ Stop it, Daniel!
(SciTech Daniel turns around.)
Emily: Not you.
Energy
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(Emily is being particularly hyper)
Michael: Whatever device she has that gives her infinite amount of energy…