Michael: You can’t search for ‘Rangos Ballroom’ and say ‘Oooh, I found Rangos Ballroom’!
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Author Archives: Alan V
Phone
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Meela: Oh, I don’t have a phone.
Greg: The office has a phone. There’s one built in to the office.
Walking
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Emily: Anna!
(No response)
Emily (louder): Anna!!
(No response)
Emilly (louder): Anna!!!
Meela: The answer is walking.
Priorities
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Doug: You should do both!
Katie: I don’t have time! I have Reddit to read! Priorities!
Drivers
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(People are telling Christa what to do with the layout)
Christa: Thank you, backseat drivers.
Emily: We’re all watching you.
Michael: I’m sitting to the side of the monitor. I can’t see anything.
Stacey: You’re like a three-cars-over driver.
Voices
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Michael: There are way too many voices and I don’t think any of them are important to me.
Right
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Emily: 90% of the time I’m always right.
Michael: Just keep saying numbers and they’ll be true.
Vomit
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Meela: I feel like I’m either going to pass out, throw up, or fall asleep.
Later, talking about falling asleep…
Celia: You do it maybe once a day. I do it whenever I want.
Christa: Passing out? Or vomiting?
Child
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(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a ‘Hwah!’, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page)
Celia: One day, he’s going to punch you.
Emily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I’m like a small child.
Toleration
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Meela: Toleration is not friendship.