(Talking about the layout of the Pillbox feature and how it’s very lopsided)
Michael: Yeah, but it’s just really …nyah (tilts hands)
Patrick: Yeah, so it turns out ink doesn’t actually make the page heavier
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Author Archives: Alan V
Brownie
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Anna: Do you want a brownie? Qdoba brought us brownies randomly.
Patrick: They’re covered in chicken sweat
Love
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Emily: I’m gonna love Anna instead. Yeah, take that Paul.
Paul: *shrugs* Whatever.
Emily: Hey! I’m gonna punch you.
Internet
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Christa: Ew! That’s disgusting! What’s wrong with you?
Emily: Internet?
Emotion
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Emily (reading a headline): “Blind pilot inspires emotion”
Christa: You inspire emotion. Emotion of disgust. Is that an emotion?
Things
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Emily: Ahh Anna, things are happening.
Thinner
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(During a discussion about losing weight and needing to be thinner)
Patrick: Me too.
Christa: Yeah, you’re as thin as…
Emily: …as a starving Ethiopian child. And just as dark.
Boobs
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Anna: Apparently my boobs are community property now.
Oriental
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(Reading from the style guide)
Alan: Asian – never ‘Oriental’
Katie: Has that been a problem? ‘Carnegie Mellon has a sizable Chinaman population.’
Words
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Adam: I have to think about words.
Emily: Oh my god Adam words are so tough. Suck it up!