Anna: I need drugs! All of the drugs!
Alan: ‘Salted drugs’?
Anna: I said ‘All of the drugs!’ I don’t know what salt would do…
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Author Archives: Alan V
Stripper
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Celia: Michael gave me a dollar. I’m a stripper now.
Michael: Yeah, you know strippers are known for their love of turtlenecks.
Voodoo
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Celia: I KNEW voodoo was going to happen in this office.
Slit
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Anna: Celia, you can’t slit Michael’s throat. …unless he really deserves it.
Ink
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(Talking about the layout of the Pillbox feature and how it’s very lopsided)
Michael: Yeah, but it’s just really …nyah (tilts hands)
Patrick: Yeah, so it turns out ink doesn’t actually make the page heavier
Brownie
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Anna: Do you want a brownie? Qdoba brought us brownies randomly.
Patrick: They’re covered in chicken sweat
Love
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Emily: I’m gonna love Anna instead. Yeah, take that Paul.
Paul: *shrugs* Whatever.
Emily: Hey! I’m gonna punch you.
Internet
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Christa: Ew! That’s disgusting! What’s wrong with you?
Emily: Internet?
Emotion
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Emily (reading a headline): “Blind pilot inspires emotion”
Christa: You inspire emotion. Emotion of disgust. Is that an emotion?
Things
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Emily: Ahh Anna, things are happening.