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Author Archives: Alan V
IBM
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Katie: IBM seems like the kind of place where they give you a cubicle and a motivational cat poster, and then 40 years later you move to Florida and retire.
Bro
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Evan: No, I like Hammerschlag. There’s a big… bro… bromance going on.
Katie: There’s an aura of bro.
Rice
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Celia: I’m always dissatisfied with the rice. Last time it was too cilantro-y lime-y. This time it’s not cooked enough.
Evan: Next time it’ll be maggots!
Diary
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Anna: Oh my god, Greg, I just proved you wrong about something in copy. I should write this down in my diary. It’s an achievement!
Signature
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Katie: Patrick’s article is amazing. His signature looks like it was done by a drunk 10-year old.
Evan: I’m disturbed you know what a drunk 10-year old writes like.
Two seconds
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Celia: It’ll be in your folder in just like two seconds… … … maybe more…
Quick
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Katie: Why are things moving so quickly today?
Evan: Because I’M here… no.
Celia: Because Emily isn’t here.
Heated
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Katie: I’m cheering for you from my living room which is heated in front of Iron Chef.
Evan: Your living room is heated in front of Iron Chef?
Alaska
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Evan: There’s more than one University of Alaska?
Greg: Well, it’s a big state, so if you live somewhere…
Evan: It’s a HUGE state. I just didn’t know anybody lived there.