Evan (editing Crime and Incident): Ha! Odor of Marijuana is not in Hamerschlag this time. It’s in Mudge.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Hair
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(Evan flails a bit)
Celia: Are you okay over there?
Evan: Yeah, my hair is just out of place.
Gadaffi
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Anna: Can we make a forum comic that is like: “Do we care about Gadaffi? Ehhhh…”
Spors
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Alan: “Spors commentary”?
Greg: Allergies are bad
Magic
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Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff.
Celia: What?!
Anna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard.
Michael: I thought Stacey was always magic.
Anna: Well, she’s doing really asthetically pleasing magic right now.
Stacey: Stacey is doing really sketchy magic.
Blobfish
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Katie: Oh my god, this is the saddest fish I’ve ever seen. It’s called the blobfish. Nobody wants to take it to prom, it’s so sad. It’s facing extinction. That’s probably why it’s sad.
Evan: It looks like shit…
Katie: It’s also inedible by humans.
Cello
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Celia: Where do you keep your cello?
Evan: In CFA. There’s a cello room.
Anna: For a second, I thought you asked, “Where do you keep your jello?”
Katie: You want to see where I keep my jello? Come back to my place and I’ll show you my jello.
Sleep
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Katie: I went to bed at 7.
Michael: That’s not so bad.
Katie: I woke up at 9.
Adam: So you got 2 hours of sleep.
Katie: I was playing D&D. Don’t judge me.
Adam: Oh, mad, mad judgements.
Light
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Celia: I’m so fed up with red light. Photos never come out good with red light.
Michael: Can’t you just add in some… green light… and
Celia: That’s not how it works.
NEWS
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(During a discussion about our headlines being too small)
Anna: The problem is we don’t usually have news worthy of 72-point font. “NEW COURSE TAUGHT”