Emily: Anna you used the wrong “its”!
Anna: What?!
Anna: No! “Its slim, compact shape IS”
Michael: One of your articles I edited had the wrong “its” in it.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Review
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Anna: Can we put an editor’s note on the review? “No one else at The Tartan agrees with this review.”
Evan: Or just put brackets around the entire article and put “sic.”
Things
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Michael: I’m gonna go sit in my office and read articles and throw things at people.
Toe
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Greg: Have you considered your second toe in isolation before? It looks freakish.
Cats
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Greg: Little cats. And medium-sized rats.
Alan: Eating the cats.
Greg: They’re not that big.
Mocha
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Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally cliché soap opera gossip, but:
Averto Laboris: Marten and Padma
Averto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON
Alan V: baby time
Alan V: theyll have mocha babies
Alan V: itll be hot
Averto Laboris: unless they’re iced mocha babies
Averto Laboris: I hear that too many of them will make you fat
Sluts
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Katie: “Halloween is what separates the sluts from the posers.” So what, if you put clothes on when it snows you’re not a real slut?
Scared
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Emily: How’s it going?
Josh: It’s going
Emily: Is your sanity going?
Josh: It’s going
Alan: Have we scared you off yet?
Josh: Not yet. That requires more dancing and high-pitched singing.
(Emily makes a mischievous face)
Vague
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Patrick: “…explores contemporary issues” is so vague. Can we be more vague?
Greg: “Explores issues”
Patrick: “Explores”
Feature
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Katie: How’s the feature going?
Allison: That’s a great question. That’s a really, really great question…