Katie: “Halloween is what separates the sluts from the posers.” So what, if you put clothes on when it snows you’re not a real slut?
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Author Archives: Alan V
Scared
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Emily: How’s it going?
Josh: It’s going
Emily: Is your sanity going?
Josh: It’s going
Alan: Have we scared you off yet?
Josh: Not yet. That requires more dancing and high-pitched singing.
(Emily makes a mischievous face)
Vague
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Patrick: “…explores contemporary issues” is so vague. Can we be more vague?
Greg: “Explores issues”
Patrick: “Explores”
Feature
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Katie: How’s the feature going?
Allison: That’s a great question. That’s a really, really great question…
Diarrhea
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Emily: I got explosive anger diarrhea from his article.
Headline
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Christa: You’re going to open the paper tomorrow and be like, “That’s my headline.”
Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: “I made it.”
Emily: You birthed it.
Filth
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Emily: I’m crude and straightforward in my filth. I’m not Shakespearean.
Draw
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Emily: You want to pick up that paper. It draws you in.
Greg: It makes me want to run away.
Emily: You want to read about his face.
Learning
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Christa: So what have you learned so far?
Josh: I learned that we’re changing the two-author signature style. I learned that, if there’s something wrong, to cover it with a white box.
Qdoba
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Katie: I went to Qdoba last night and they asked me what kind of salsa I want. “We have mild, medium, hot, very hot, extra hot, and corn.”