(Talking about puppies coming today)
Stacey: I think it’s an ad exchange. We have an ad for the humane society.
Katie: Oh my god. Can we forgo Qdoba and just get puppies every week?
Greg: To eat?
Author Archives: Alan V
Tea
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Greg: What kind of tea do you want?
Alan: I don’t know.
Greg: How about tea with feline spices? So you drink it like a little cat would.
Greg (wandering off): Meow meow meow…
Fight
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(Greg is talking to Allison about how the Pillbox editor and the copy manager used to fight a lot)
Greg: I don’t think you’ll have the same kind of fight that we had in 2006.
Anna: Oh the great copy fight of 2006.
Katie: Yeah, back when I was 15. I couldn’t even drive, Greg!
Talk
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Daniel: I’m actually going to talk this time! She and… What was I going to say? I got so excited about talking.
Good
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Michael: Are people still reading? Done reading? Good. Good newspaper staff.
Thingy thing
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Michael: I have something from Courtney that I’m going to put up on the thingy thing.
Emily: Projector.
Michael: I don’t do words. I’m just the editor-in-chief.
Name
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(Michael is writing names on the projected screen to order the people that want to talk. Daniel’s turn comes.)
Daniel: I have nothing to add. Everyone already said everything. I just wanted to see my name up there.
Agreement
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Katie: I’m gonna crash your agreement party with another agreement.
Comics
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Daniel: Comics is like the happiest section. A happy editor, a happy section…
Fail
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Michael: Things fail but they don’t fail in ways that destroy anything. They fail and crawl away somewhere.