(Watching Football)
Daniel: That is a large human being right there.
Author Archives: Alan V
Feature
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Patrick: How’s the feature?
Allison: It’s coming. I just need to…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I…
Patrick: Feature? Feature? Feature? Feature?
Allison: I… uh… ahh…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I can’t form a sentence now. I’m so uncomfortable.
Chips
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Adam: This isn’t the most efficient use of my time… get up, grab a chip, sit back down…
Food
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Allison: Is food really coming in 30 minutes, because I’m just not ready for that.
Archives
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Greg: We have enough room in the archive room for another 12 years now.
Patrick: Christa, add that to the budget. We need a new archive room in 12 years.
Budget
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Emily: If anyone is free to compile the calendar… Christa, what are you doing over there?
Christa: Looking at the budget.
Emily: That’s funny. We don’t have a budget. Convenient story.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt, Mark’s username is KrazyKow)
Alan: Wow, KrazyKow is not crazy for cows.
Mark: Yeah, the cows are crazy. I don’t want them.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt)
Tim: Now that I have 21 oxen, I’m going to make it to Oregon faster than you.
Alan: Actually, Dan has more than you.
Tim: They won’t make it through the night.
Arabic
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Tim: No, no, I’m speaking in Arabic. That’s what everyone speaks in Portugal these days.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt on BSW with random people)
Keith: I wonder if this guy is a professional
Ian: Professional cow avoider!
Keith: Isn’t that called the running of the bulls?