Evan: Ed bard. Madelyn, it’s your turn.
Madelyn: No.
Evan: You can’t avoid it for long.
Madelyn: But I can avoid it for now.
Author Archives: Alan V
Comment
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(Allison gets a board ed)
Allison: Oh no, I’m the first one to comment on it. That means I have to write a lot. I usually try to get it after Greg.
Starbucks
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(Emily is upset that Kiva Han is closing and turning into a Bagel Factory)
Alan: At least it’s not a Starbucks.
Emily: There’s one right across the street from it.
Alan: Yes.
Emily: What if they built a bridge connecting the two. It’s like the Starbucks bridge.
Onion
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Emily: Madelyn!
Madelyn: Emily!
Emily: Serious structural problems with the Onion!
Important
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Evan: What’s a word for making something important?
Madelyn: Deifying.
Jazz
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Celia: I had a moment my freshman year when I had smooth jazz on and one of my neighbors came over. It was really awkward… just me and him alone in my room with smooth jazz.
Life
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Allison (talking about Jonathan): I think he’s just really on top of his shit. He saves lives, he takes photos, he makes good headline suggestions… he looks cool.
Type
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Daniel: Whoa, it’s already typed out for me. Did you do that with your mind?
Celia: Yes.
Sit
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Celia: Where do you want me to sit? Or be?
Patrick: I want you to b…. do you want to restrain Emily? Or Christa?
Feet
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TimMierz: Who has feet anymore in this economy????