Evan: I’m going to add “Twitter users” after this.
Madelyn: Tweets. Twitterers.
Allison: Tweeple!
Evan: It’s like Bronies. If I have to use bronies in another article, I’m going to go over there and disband the club myself.
Christa: Has anyone tried jelly on top of cream cheese?
Daniel: My dad does that. He’s a happy guy.
Allison: I really want to meet your parents. Not in a creepy way.
(Josh hands Allison a board ed about Foxconn)
Allison: Thank yo… oh. Oh, oh.
(She reads it)
Allison: I don’t care about people being mistreated. What are human rights?
Daniel: That would be so badass if they had valentine cards with Rebecca Black.
Celia: Okay, everyone. Qdoba is coming at 3 today.
Greg: What?!
Evan: What?!
Emily: We’re having brunch!
Allison: I feel like Pillbox writers are always afraid to write negative reviews.
Evan: I will.
Allison: Yeah, but if you friends are in it, you don’t want to write like, “So and so did a bad job.” That’s why I don’t have friends. So I can write negative reviews.
Emily: Josh! This article is edited terribly. I hate you.
Alan: What is “minimal music”
Allison: Well, there’s not a lot to it…
Emily: Why am I the mother? I’m not going to chew up worms and put them into your mouth.
Stacey: So there’s nothing for Emily to do right now. And it’s confusing everyone.