Emily: Josh! This article is edited terribly. I hate you.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Music
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Alan: What is “minimal music”
Allison: Well, there’s not a lot to it…
Mother
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Emily: Why am I the mother? I’m not going to chew up worms and put them into your mouth.
Emily
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Stacey: So there’s nothing for Emily to do right now. And it’s confusing everyone.
Whitespace
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Allison: On a scale of one to it-needs-to-be-fixed, how bad is that whitespace?
Yinz
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Patrick: Stacey, make it ‘yinz’
Stacey: I don’t want to type this…
Mother
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(Complaining about the food again)
Patrick: If you complain, provide Christa with phone numbers of people to call.
Evan: My mother.
Patrick: If your mother provides food, we will provide ads in the paper.
Screamers
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Allison: If none of my article are good, what do I scream? Table of contents?
Daniel: Check out our table of contents!
Puzzle
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(Discussing a new variant of sudoku)
Evan (mishearing): Why do we need to print rules for sudoku?
Nicole: No, we’re discussing a super sudoku puzzle thing.
Madelyn: Some day, we should publish rules for crossword.
Kiva Han
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(The Kiva Han article quotes a freshman)
Emily: You’ve only been here one year. Your world is not falling apart.
Madelyn: THAT’S WHAT I SAID!