Evan: If the prefix ends in the same letter as the word, it has a hyphen. Like pre-existing.
Alan: That makes sense.
Evan: Sometimes the English language makes sense. It’s an anomaly, but sometimes.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Early
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Josh: All of my articles were through last night.
Evan: You can leave early!
Emily: Heh, no.
Evan: Well earlier than, say, Madelyn.
Nicole: Aw, that was so mean!
Yay
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Evan: Monotone yay. One, two, three.
Everyone: Yay.
Evan: Hooray. I’m so excited.
Trix
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Evan: Trix are for kids!
Emily: Trix are for whores.
Evan: What, in the next XXX show, women are eating Trix all sexy. Rubbing Trix cereal all over their bodies.
Tiny
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(Alan pats Jennifer on the head)
Jennifer: Yes, I’m tiny.
Alan: I just want to pick you up and carry you off somewhere.
Jennifer: People always tell me: Be careful! You’re grab-and-go size!
Gum
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Daniel: I love how people still stick gum to the bottom of desks.
Allison: It gives me hope for the future generations.
Pizza
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(Only three people have shown up to the writer’s training workshop, where pizza is provided)
Emily: We should have said it was “mandatory”.
Josh: MANDATORY PIZZA!
Salary
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(People are saying that they don’t want Greg to ever leave the Tartan.)
Greg: Well, if I can work at the Tartan and get paid like a full time job…
Madelyn: Next year’s budget: Salary for Greg. We can do without paper.
Alcohol
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Emily: I like websites that help you become an alcoholic.
Bear
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(Emily puts the bear on Madelyn.)
Madelyn: No!
Emily: I’m putting bear butt on you.
Madelyn: No. Don’t put bear on me while you’re molesting it.
Emily: I was molesting it before. Then I set the molest-y part on you.