(Ordering pizza)
Charles: Huge, huge, how big is the huge?
Mark: They switch from inches to feet.
Ally: That’s what she said?
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Author Archives: Alan V
Dog
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Mark: Being on the internet means you have a chance of being a dog.
Ian: So every time you go on the net, you can turn into a dog?
Invest
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Ian: Can you invest in kids? Like they grow up and are successful and you take their stuff?
Duplicate
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Alan V: we need more duplicate people
Alan V: we have two dans and two tims
Alan V: we need another keith and another greg
TimMierz: Or just change Keith’s name to Greg. That kills two Keiths with one Greg.
Alan V: i like the way you think
TimMierz: I like the way Keith Gregs.
TimMierz: I guess for this we’re considering Alan to be a Ian?
Alan V: well, duh
TimMierz: Just making sure
Review
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(Emily is handing out awards, and gives one to Allison)
Emily: …for daring to write a negative review. That’s a good thing. We can do it. Let’s make some enemies.
Bored
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Emily: I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored by your bra. I’m BORED. More sexual excitement.
Events
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Emily: Reading a not-Tartan, I see. Slut.
Allison: I’m looking up events *for* the Tartan.
Spell
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Daniel: I was looking at your screen and was like, “Allison, every single word is spelled wrong.”
Veal
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Alan: Babies are beef.
Josh: Wouldn’t they be veal?
Madelyn: I don’t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.
Daniel: Kerosene?!
Word
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Evan: One time Word told me “women” was misspelled.
Allison: Sexist f***s.