Alan: I broke Ally…
Rob: That isn’t hard. She has no unit tests.
Ally: I have more unit tests than native mobile.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Quit
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Sharon: You can ragequit the game, but we were talking… you can’t ragequit the conversation!
Mattt: Mattt has disconnected from the server.
Booze
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Ally: Sharon! Come play Fluxx with us!
Sharon: I’m going to Bayside Market to get something to drink.
Ally: There’s plenty to drink in this house.
Sharon: There’s only booze! I don’t want booze to drink.
Snowboard
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(Ordering from eXtreme Pizza)
Mattt: Click on the snowboard!
(Charles clicks)
Mattt: What? It brings you to a list of states?
Ally: It says “Order online”
Mattt: I’m not reading. I’m looking at the snowboard.
Size
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(Ordering pizza)
Charles: Huge, huge, how big is the huge?
Mark: They switch from inches to feet.
Ally: That’s what she said?
Dog
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Mark: Being on the internet means you have a chance of being a dog.
Ian: So every time you go on the net, you can turn into a dog?
Invest
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Ian: Can you invest in kids? Like they grow up and are successful and you take their stuff?
Duplicate
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Alan V: we need more duplicate people
Alan V: we have two dans and two tims
Alan V: we need another keith and another greg
TimMierz: Or just change Keith’s name to Greg. That kills two Keiths with one Greg.
Alan V: i like the way you think
TimMierz: I like the way Keith Gregs.
TimMierz: I guess for this we’re considering Alan to be a Ian?
Alan V: well, duh
TimMierz: Just making sure
Review
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(Emily is handing out awards, and gives one to Allison)
Emily: …for daring to write a negative review. That’s a good thing. We can do it. Let’s make some enemies.
Bored
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Emily: I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored by your bra. I’m BORED. More sexual excitement.