(Greg is processing statistics of journal text)
Greg: Inquiring squeaks want to know.
Alan: Why?
Greg: Because they are data scientists. They just happen to be hamsters as well. It’s a thing that can happen. Are you biased against hamsters?
Madelyn: No. No, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no!
Anna: What is it?
Madelyn: I’m just going to ignore copy here. They don’t understand that “aflcio” is the actual username on Flickr, so they want me to capitalize and hyphenate it.
Emily: No.
Anna: No.
Madelyn: I feel vindicated.
Josh: You’re about to wake up.
(Alan is watching The Voice and Christina is on the screen)
Greg: What was she dipped in to make her that color?
(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Anna: Cats cats cats! Crazy cat lady.
(Allison turns around)
Allison: ?
Allison: Oh, sorry. I thought I was being addressed.
(Anna is making waffles)
Emily: It smells like BUTTER!
Anna: I’m SORRY! I try to do something nice for you and all you do is complain.