(Playing Imaginiff where Dan was a beauty product)
Ian: If you went to a store and saw a bottle labeled Dan, what would it be?
Dan: You need it… you want it… le Dan. Available now at Macy’s.
Beauty Dan
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Author Archives: Alan V
Puppy America
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(Playing XYZ… the “America” and “Puppy” cards are out)
Ian: When America is in danger, but in a way that can only be fixed by a puppy… puppy America to the rescue!
Object
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Tim: I object!
Ian: You’re an object!
Tim: …I don’t like being objectified.
3D
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Alan: And there’s the 3D Grilled Cheese Steakburger.
Greg: Of course it’s 3D. What kind of advertisement is that? Unless they steamroll it before they serve it to you…
Facebook “untagging”
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Okay, Facebook, this is just ridiculous. It’s hard enough to figure out how to untag yourself (has to be from the activity log, not from the original post), but you apparently also track all of it.
Emily and Anna Jump
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Photos taken by Nöel.
Nöel and Madelyn
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Twinkies
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(Talking about runs on Twinkies)
Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.
Emily: They’re still banned!
Madelyn: Maybe Josh won’t ban them when he’s EIC.
Josh: I don’t think I can ban something that doesn’t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!
Batsignal
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Greg: Do we have to look up how to typeset the bat signal?
Womb
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Madelyn: I only get four years of waved tuition.
Michael: “Only”?! I want four years of waved tuition.
Emily: You should have come out of a professor’s womb, Michael.
Alan: Isn’t Madelyn’s dad the professor?
Emily: You should have come out of a womb that married a professor.