Patrick: Duncan, do you have any spare gonorrhea?
Patrick: I need to borrow some but I don’t want to do all the work.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Dog
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David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school.
Patrick: So when DO you touch it?
Gihan: David touches his dog!
Gihan: It would have been better if it was ‘David touches his monkey.’ That can be taken so many different ways.
Alan: Eewwwwwww
Vicki: So, DOES David touch his monkey?
Gihan: I wouldn’t know! I’m his best friend, but that’s a line I don’t cross.
Vicki: As opposed to playing monopoly in towels?
Ribs
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David: God you… grabbed my ribs.
Gihan: David, no one can GET to your ribs.
Self Portrait
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Created for an assignment in Photoshop in my Design Technology class.
Bus Wrap
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Created for a “Bus wrap” competition in Illustrator during my Design Technology class. The winning entry was printed huge and attached to a real bus.
Zoo poster
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Created for an assignment in Illustrator during my Design Technology class.
Traffic Art
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Created for an assignment in Illustrator during my Design Technology class.
Cookie Logo
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Created as a potential logo for a real client in Illustrator during my Design Technology class.
Surreal Picture
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Created for an assignment in Photoshop in my Design Technology class.
Lots of Pokemon cards
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