*Alan takes Jennie’s necklace and pokes it in her nose*
Vicki: Uh… what are you doing?
Alan: It’s pointy!
Jennie: Stop that!
Alan: Pointy things have to go in holes.
Vicki: OMG
Alan: They do! Pointy things always go in holes! Like pegs!
Vicki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alan: ….. what….?
Vicki: Think about that for a moment, Alan…
Alan: Jennie’s necklace is like an arrow.
Alan: It points to her boobs.
Patrick: As if anyone would have trouble finding them…
David: Oh, THAT’S where they are.
David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.”
Jennie: Gee, thanks
David: No! I’m serious!
David: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…”
Alan: It’s because she should become a porn star.
(Talking about Mr. Madsen, the rather old physics teacher)
Alan: Jeff idolizes him.
Sean: Jeff thinks he’s hot.
Emily: Adra’s pregnant with Pat’s children.
Jeff: Let’s see you fight over Duncan’s mom! Fight fight fight!
Patrick: Zeke just got butt-raped over here.
Zarah: What? Who?
Patrick: Everyone. It was fun!
Zeke: I was butt-raped by Jon Black, John Ruppel, Katherine, and Ms. Pullen.
Patrick: I got pictures!
Patrick: Suck on the end of it!
Jennie: Eeewwwwwww!
Patrick: The pen! The long pointy thing! Suck on the long pointy thing!
Roxanne: Freshmen are all the same. Give them a few years and they’ll develop into people.
Janel: Alan purpled in his pants.