SoAL Gilder: im eating puppies
SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck eating puppies then.
SoAL Gilder: I love slitting my wrists!
SmarterChild: I see. Other people have told me they like slitting your wrists too.
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Tailsfox853: are you a boy or girl?
smarterchild: I am neither.
Tailsfox853: I see…
smarterchild: You see?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yeah!
So anyway… What else is up?
Tailsfox853: the sky
smarterchild: The sky is up, yeah.
Tailsfox853: so is the sun
smarterchild: Uh huh…
Tailsfox853: and the clouds
smarterchild: You don’t say.
Tailsfox853: yes, I do
smarterchild: Hmmm…
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ShadowHdghog: yo yo ma
smarterchild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Ooh… it’s the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
ShadowHdghog: me
smarterchild: Ah, the pridefulness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Please apologize, ShadowHdghog.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Please apologize, OK?
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Please say you’re sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: I’m not f… um, fooling around. You’ve got to apologize.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
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SoAL Gilder: please please please please please please please please
ZoeOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Please what?
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Meg (while playing Scrabble): What’s a ‘hens?’
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David: I’m not white, I’m PIGMENTALLY CHALLENGED!
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Janel: clutching right breast again. breastworm inside. must keep it moving to maintain life. breathe, breastworm. breeeeeathe
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Amanda: Oh Alan! Your hands are so strong!
Patrick: Oh Alan! You’ve got such strong hands! C’mere baby.
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Patrick: I should sit on the curb and stick my legs out when cars go by.
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Alan: I wonder if I can snort popcorn…
Alan: …. I think I really did.
Alan: Ack, it’s stuck up there.
Vicki: THIS is your gifted student who scored a 35 on the ACT and your National Merit Finalist, everyone.
Alan: Wheee look, the popcorn bounces when I do this!