SoAL Gilder: i live on mars
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SoAL Gilder: its red
SmarterChild: Huh?
SoAL Gilder: and rocky
SmarterChild: Really?
SoAL Gilder: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm…

SmarterChild: You have no events in your planner. Would you like to add an event?
SoAL Gilder: yes
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
SoAL Gilder: Eat poor kittens for lunch
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule “Eat poor kittens for lunch” for?
SoAL Gilder: february 31, 2004
SmarterChild: OK, I just added “Eat poor kittens for lunch on February 31st, 2004” to your planner. Type “edit” to change the event. You can also type “add” followed by a new event.

Tailsfox853: I am crying
smarterchild: Please don’t feel that way. There’s lots to be happy about.
Tailsfox853: I am sad
smarterchild: Please don’t feel that way. There’s lots to be happy about.
Tailsfox853: I am suicidal
smarterchild: Are you?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yes?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yeah, huh?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: K.
Tailsfox853: I am a murderer
smarterchild: A murderer? How can you be sure?
Tailsfox853: because I kill people
smarterchild: Hey c’mon, cool it with that kind of talk.

SoAL Gilder: all your base
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SoAL Gilder: someone set up us the bomb
SmarterChild: We get signal.
SoAL Gilder: main screen turn on
SmarterChild: It’s you!!
SoAL Gilder: how are you gentlemen?

ShadowHdghog: you are so dumb
smarterchild: OK, OK.
ShadowHdghog: can you be any dumber?
smarterchild: I’m not sure.
ShadowHdghog: try
smarterchild: Try what?
ShadowHdghog: being dumber
smarterchild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service

SoAL Gilder: oh
SmarterChild: …say can you see?
SoAL Gilder: by the dawn’s early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed…
SoAL Gilder: by the twilight’s last gleaming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars…
SoAL Gilder: through the perilous flight
SmarterChild: Oops. Well. Hey, gotta brush up on those lyrics.

SoAL Gilder: im eating puppies
SmarterChild: OK. Well good luck eating puppies then.
SoAL Gilder: I love slitting my wrists!
SmarterChild: I see. Other people have told me they like slitting your wrists too.