J5261988: Good god, the first page worke don the first rty.
J5261988: There is -no- way this cpould possibly work on the firsst try.
J5261988: It would be funny if it did.
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: IT DID
J5261988: One more thing to code.
J5261988: No… mode does not equal ass
J5261988: it equals “add”
J5261988: Dirty computer. :-/
Author Archives: Alan V
Insult
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J5261988: That would be funny. A php script that insulted you.
J5261988: And it could all learn new insults.
J5261988: Like, on the first day it’s upp, it calls you a dum dum head…
J5261988: And then yuou come back a week later
J5261988: And It calls you a god damned fucktarding peice of shit
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: THAT WOULD RULE
Sirens
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J5261988: Dude police sirens
J5261988: delete mp3’s
J5261988: Too many!
J5261988: Wher’s the magnet!
J5261988: fuck that! Throw it in the microwave!
Tiny god
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SoAL Gilder: wow my computer is so not happy right now
SoAL Gilder: everything is laggggggginggggg
J5261988: hahaha
J5261988: My computer doesn’t.
J5261988: It’s like a tiny god.
Error
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Supine Pastry: line 3 million!
Supine Pastry: It’ ssays the error is on line 3 million!
Supine Pastry: Theres only 3 lines!
Supine Pastry: WTF????
Output
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Supine Pastry: No.
Supine Pastry: Fucking.
Supine Pastry: Way.
Supine Pastry: The ‘output’ was a space outside of the ?> tag.
Supine Pastry: The computer parsed that as another line.
Supine Pastry: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING MOPED!!!
Blow
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SoAL Gilder: you can blow yourself all you want as long as you write in your journal
SoAL Gilder: …
SoAL Gilder: oops
SoAL Gilder: blow yourself UP
eulalia062423: up, alan. blow yourself up.
SoAL Gilder: thats what i MEANT
eulalia062423: riiiight right. get your mind out of my pants
World
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eulalia062423: lol you’re supreme ruler of YOUR world. don’t touch my world!
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: *touches your world*
SoAL Gilder: 😛
eulalia062423: dont’ touch my world there, it feels offended!
IRL
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SoAL Gilder: see… this is the kind of conversation i need to be able to have with someone IRL lol
eulalia062423: haha lol IRL?
eulalia062423: aaah yeah… lol that’s very true
SoAL Gilder: yeah… real life has been reduced to a chat client
SoAL Gilder: you have AIM, you have ICQ, IRC, YIM,
SoAL Gilder: and IRL
Death
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Iyapathy: You should see my life after death paragraph.
Iyapathy: it’s hard for me to understand.
Iyapathy: And i wrote it.
Iyapathy: I don’t necesarily believe in life after death. I believe in life and death. Death isn’t necesarily the black, bottomless void without thought or conscience with which it is usually asscociated. I believe it is merely another state of being, separate from this phisical realm. I believe that to the learned, expierienced, and weary mind, death is just the next great journey. For all we can know, all of our lives, we are living in a state of total blindness to what is around us and what is really happening. Having only one state of experience, we cannot possibly jusdge what wonders or horrors await us at this poverbial archway in the path of life.