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Marielamobile

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Alan: i want a marielamobile…
Alan: i have no idea what the hell that is
Alan: but meh
Alan: i like the sound of it
Dan: it’s obviously a mobile made by mariela, which means… but it doesn’t work, because i can’t ride a cell phone to your room
Alan: XD hahaha
Alan: or it could be a car made by mars
Alan: which would work
Dan: perhaps, tho you wouldnt’ just call it a mobile… cuz like… u gots ta tack teh auto on there
Alan: mobilarielauto
Dan: ooooooo

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Mariela: so…i need to make you guys a car?
Alan: yep
Mariela: you DO know i’m in MCS, not like…Honda college
Alan: but mcs secretly stands for mariela’s car school
Mariela: LOL
Alan: so you must be able to make cars
Mariela: no, sorry
Alan: aww
Mariela: i cant even pass the theoretical test

Inheritance

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Alan: i wish it was possible to write another parent class besides Object
Alan: like have everything decended from DansMom
Dan: haha
Alan: public class FastFood extends DansMom
Dan: and implements Grease
Alan: but Grease also extends DansMom
Alan: hmm…
Alan: that means
Alan: Grease.haveKids(); is a method
Dan: lol omg it’s sentient

noobs

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TimMierz: lol he has a firwall hes a flamer
jgrafton: i tuk it down ok???
jgrafton: wil u jus let me b?
mrwright: haha n00000b!!!!!111
mrwright: i will hax0r j00 now!!!!
* mrwright has disconnected (Quit)
TimMierz: wutz j00
* mrwright has joined teenchat
jgrafton: hahahahahahah lam0r!!! roflroflroflrof
mrwright: u r lame!!!!
jgrafton: u sucxxxx!!!

Teenchat

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*** nwf has joined teenchat.
jgrafton: lolol
jgrafton: asl?!?!
huginn: OMG ASL
jbalthazar: LOL! ASL?
TimMierz: ask
mrwright: nwf: cyber?
huginn: u want 2 cyber?
jbalthazar: fukkers
* nwf explodes
*** nwf has left teenchat.
jbalthazar: I missed teh new h0ttee
jbalthazar: j00 killzored him!
jgrafton: he is ghey!!!!
TimMierz: i bet he wuz cuute
mrwright: he is cute!!!!
TimMierz: he culd be both lol
jgrafton: y did he leve?

Spell

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itang688: haha
itang688: you cun’t spell
Alan: nope
itang688: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alan: you cant either
itang688: I cun
Alan: 😛
itang688: it’s British English
itang688: got it
Alan: i see…
itang688: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alan: its still spelled wrong

Kidney

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Alan: *pokes your kidney*
Sandicats6: wtf
Sandicats6: weird
Sandicats6: get away from my kidney
Alan: *poke poke poke*
Sandicats6: cut it out!
Alan: but its fun to poke
Alan: i mean, its on your sleeve and all
Sandicats6: i’m goign to have to replace it pretty soon if you keep poking it
Sandicats6: a friend of mine already took the other kidney for his sleeve
Sandicats6: he thought my thing was funny
Sandicats6: adn his friend was like, use it!
Sandicats6: and he was like, no, taht’d be lame
Sandicats6: so he made it “His heart broken once again, Ziv decided to wear Tori’s otehr kidney on his sleeve for a change”

Pointers

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Alan: dan’s playing with 5-dimentional arrays
Alan: *array = (char*****)malloc(sizeof(char****));
cpujeff122: yeah.
cpujeff122: um
cpujeff122: that’s not kosher
cpujeff122: or healthy
cpujeff122: or anything
Alan: char****** array;
Alan: 😀
Alan: thats so beautiful
cpujeff122: that makes baby jesus cry

Pho noes

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Alan: yayyyy for chrisamaphone
Alan: err…
Alan: chri-sama
Alan: pho no
Alan: *ne
Alan: i like chri-sama pho no better
Chri Sama Pho Ne: haha
Chri Sama Pho Ne: pho no!
Chri Sama Pho Ne: that sounds like some bad engrish cartoon where someone spills pho on them self
Alan: yeah
Chri Sama Pho Ne: “pho no!”
Alan: XD XD
Alan: ahhh thats great
Chri Sama Pho Ne: hehe
Alan: i feel like drawing said comic now
Alan: *person orders pho*
Alan: *pho arrives*
Alan: *person goes to eat, spills* Pho no!