Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life
Answers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor
Dan: What if they’re both?
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Author Archives: Alan V
Love
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Greg: The dental hygienist asked me, “Did you find love at CMU?”
Ian: Yes, my abstract love for computers
Assistant
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Alan: That’s why they name virtual assistants things you wouldn’t normally say. So you don’t unintentionally say their names in conversation.
Ian: My mind went to a bad place. Like “What’s a name nobody would have? Oh, Hitler! They should name it Hitler.”
Mars: Wouldn’t make it past marketing.
Worm
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(Blather Round accepts “work” when the answer is “worm”)
Greg: That’s a strange way to talk about work
Dan: I love my deadlines creeping along the surface
Delicious
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Dan: Revenge is delicious, just like my head
Highness
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The Champed Up prompt is “Champion of The Tea Party” and a drawing is “Throwing The Queen of England Overboard”
Dan: Well, I hope you like Boston Harbor, your highness
Dating
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The Champed Up prompt is “The Champion of Dating” and the match is Tindroutlook vs Bumblegram
Marina: Instagram isn’t technically a dating app
Dan: Neither is outlook
Greg: There are dates in the calendar, aren’t there?
Horse
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The Champed Up prompt is “Ye Olde Times” and a drawing is “Karen on a horse”
Ian: I’m sure they existed back in the day
Mars: Karens? Or horses?
Miss
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(Playing Nonsensory)
Tim: I feel like I have to be confident in every round to make up for the misses
Greg: But then if you miss it gets worse
Tim: That’s why I don’t go to casinos
Cold
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Keith: You know how ice cold beer makes you wanna cheer
Tim: Well, everything’s going to be ice cold in Buffalo