{"id":999,"date":"2011-11-06T20:32:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T01:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=999"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:16:32","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:16:32","slug":"orbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=999","title":{"rendered":"Orbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan walks around Greg*<br \/>\nGreg: Why am I being orbited?<br \/>\nAlan: I am a moon!<br \/>\nGreg: You might be the sun, according to one in five Americans&#8230; according to the board ed art.<br \/>\nNick: Wait&#8230; one of five Americans?<br \/>\nNikunja: What five Americans do *you* know that orbit the earth?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan walks around Greg* Greg: Why am I being orbited? Alan: I am a moon! Greg: You might be the sun, according to one in five Americans&#8230; according to the board ed art. Nick: Wait&#8230; one of five Americans? Nikunja: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=999\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,33,92,94,71],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-gregh","tag-nickh","tag-nikunjak","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1000,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions\/1000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}