Alan: it’s too hot to sleep \ud83d\ude41
\nIan: Take off your clothes and curl up in the fridge.
\nIan: Get a hose and soak your mattress.
\nIan: Sleep on an electric fan instead of a pillow..
\nIan: Get into the washing machine and turn it on. (Make sure it’s not set to warm.)
\nIan: Close your eyes and imagine a penguin.
\nIan: It’s the middle of summer and a penguin is walking through the desert.
\nAlan: hm
\nIan: The light of the sun causes smoke to come out of the penguin as it burns.
\nIan: Oh no, the penguin fell into a pool of lava!
\nIan: Suddenly, the air force firebombs the desert! The penguin is turning into vapor!
\nIan: Are you feeling better?
\nAlan: yes
\nAlan: vapor penguins are very cooling
\nIan: The penguin opens its eyes. Could it be, it has somehow survived? No! It’s in Hell! Aaaaa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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