{"id":839,"date":"2011-11-06T21:51:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T02:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=839"},"modified":"2011-11-11T15:30:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T20:30:01","slug":"move","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"Move"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christa (to Emily): You can&#8217;t move now. I hotwired that bitch to blow if you move. If you fart, you&#8217;re dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christa (to Emily): You can&#8217;t move now. I hotwired that bitch to blow if you move. If you fart, you&#8217;re dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[76,71],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-christah","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":840,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions\/840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}