{"id":837,"date":"2011-11-06T21:52:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T02:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=837"},"modified":"2011-11-11T15:29:35","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T20:29:35","slug":"pet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":"Pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meela (yelling): Nick Harper can I pet your head?!<br \/>\nNick: I suppose so?<br \/>\n(Meela pets Nick&#8217;s head)<br \/>\nMeela: Patrick&#8217;s in there.<br \/>\nNick: Patrick&#8217;s here?<br \/>\nMeela: Go tell him.<br \/>\nNick: I will tell Patrick that I let you pet my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meela (yelling): Nick Harper can I pet your head?! Nick: I suppose so? (Meela pets Nick&#8217;s head) Meela: Patrick&#8217;s in there. Nick: Patrick&#8217;s here? Meela: Go tell him. Nick: I will tell Patrick that I let you pet my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[90,92,71],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-meelad","tag-nickh","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":838,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions\/838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}