{"id":831,"date":"2011-11-06T21:55:41","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T02:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=831"},"modified":"2011-11-11T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T20:28:04","slug":"child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a &#8216;Hwah!&#8217;, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page)<br \/>\nCelia: One day, he&#8217;s going to punch you.<br \/>\nEmily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I&#8217;m like a small child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a &#8216;Hwah!&#8217;, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page) Celia: One day, he&#8217;s going to punch you. Emily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I&#8217;m like a small &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=831\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[80,72,79,71],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-celial","tag-emilyd","tag-michaelk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}