{"id":824,"date":"2011-11-11T15:18:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T20:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=824"},"modified":"2011-11-11T15:20:09","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T20:20:09","slug":"mocha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":"Mocha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally clich\u00e9 soap opera gossip, but:<br \/>\nAverto Laboris: Marten and Padma<br \/>\nAverto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON<br \/>\nAlan V: baby time<br \/>\nAlan V: theyll have mocha babies<br \/>\nAlan V: itll be hot<br \/>\nAverto Laboris: unless they&#8217;re iced mocha babies<br \/>\nAverto Laboris: I hear that too many of them will make you fat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally clich\u00e9 soap opera gossip, but: Averto Laboris: Marten and Padma Averto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON Alan V: baby time Alan V: theyll have mocha babies Alan V: itll be hot Averto Laboris: unless they&#8217;re &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=824\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,6,11,24],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-babies","tag-im","tag-zekew","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":826,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions\/826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}