{"id":715,"date":"2011-11-06T22:42:19","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T22:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=715"},"modified":"2011-11-11T02:28:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T02:28:46","slug":"headline-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Christa has a fake headline &#8220;I want to &#8216;Hook up&#8217; please take my virginity right now!!!&#8221;)<br \/>\nPatrick: Uh&#8230; we want him to stay on staff.<br \/>\nCelia: We&#8217;re also not using three exclamation points.<br \/>\nEmily: I love how that&#8217;s the problem you have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Christa has a fake headline &#8220;I want to &#8216;Hook up&#8217; please take my virginity right now!!!&#8221;) Patrick: Uh&#8230; we want him to stay on staff. Celia: We&#8217;re also not using three exclamation points. Emily: I love how that&#8217;s the problem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=715\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[80,76,72,74,71],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-celial","tag-christah","tag-emilyd","tag-patrickk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":716,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions\/716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}