{"id":711,"date":"2011-11-06T22:44:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T22:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=711"},"modified":"2011-11-11T02:24:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T02:24:37","slug":"sploosh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"Sploosh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily: Patrick is over there.<br \/>\nChrista: Patrick! Come up with some innuendo.<br \/>\nPatrick: Innuendo?<br \/>\nChrista: Come up with a sexy headline. Like, really sexy.<br \/>\nEmily: Titties everywhere. Sploosh!<br \/>\nChrista: Double sploosh.<br \/>\nEmily: Triple sploosh.<br \/>\nChrista: Quadruple&#8230; sploosh?<br \/>\nPatrick: Okay. There&#8217;s only three of you over there splooshing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily: Patrick is over there. Christa: Patrick! Come up with some innuendo. Patrick: Innuendo? Christa: Come up with a sexy headline. Like, really sexy. Emily: Titties everywhere. Sploosh! Christa: Double sploosh. Emily: Triple sploosh. Christa: Quadruple&#8230; sploosh? Patrick: Okay. There&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=711\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[76,72,74,71],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-christah","tag-emilyd","tag-patrickk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":712,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}