{"id":692,"date":"2011-11-06T22:53:22","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T22:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=692"},"modified":"2011-11-11T02:13:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T02:13:43","slug":"fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Michael is firing Patrick as Assistant EIC because he was just elected Publisher)<br \/>\nMichael: You&#8217;re fired.<br \/>\nPatrick: It doesn&#8217;t work that way. You have to tell the personnel manager.<br \/>\nMichael: I&#8217;m delegating to you to tell Sarah that you&#8217;re fired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Michael is firing Patrick as Assistant EIC because he was just elected Publisher) Michael: You&#8217;re fired. Patrick: It doesn&#8217;t work that way. You have to tell the personnel manager. Michael: I&#8217;m delegating to you to tell Sarah that you&#8217;re fired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[79,74,71],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-michaelk","tag-patrickk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":693,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}