{"id":678,"date":"2011-11-06T23:00:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T23:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=678"},"modified":"2011-11-11T02:07:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T02:07:23","slug":"rice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=678","title":{"rendered":"Rice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Celia: I&#8217;m always dissatisfied with the rice. Last time it was too cilantro-y lime-y. This time it&#8217;s not cooked enough.<br \/>\nEvan: Next time it&#8217;ll be maggots!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celia: I&#8217;m always dissatisfied with the rice. Last time it was too cilantro-y lime-y. This time it&#8217;s not cooked enough. Evan: Next time it&#8217;ll be maggots!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[80,78,59,71],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-celial","tag-evank","tag-food","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":679,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}