{"id":662,"date":"2011-11-06T23:08:44","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T23:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=662"},"modified":"2011-11-11T01:54:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T01:54:01","slug":"blobfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=662","title":{"rendered":"Blobfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katie: Oh my god, this is the saddest fish I&#8217;ve ever seen. It&#8217;s called the blobfish. Nobody wants to take it to prom, it&#8217;s so sad. It&#8217;s facing extinction. That&#8217;s probably why it&#8217;s sad.<br \/>\nEvan: It looks like shit&#8230;<br \/>\nKatie: It&#8217;s also inedible by humans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katie: Oh my god, this is the saddest fish I&#8217;ve ever seen. It&#8217;s called the blobfish. Nobody wants to take it to prom, it&#8217;s so sad. It&#8217;s facing extinction. That&#8217;s probably why it&#8217;s sad. Evan: It looks like shit&#8230; Katie: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=662\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[78,70,71],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-evank","tag-katiec","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":663,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions\/663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}