{"id":660,"date":"2011-11-06T23:09:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T23:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=660"},"modified":"2011-11-11T01:53:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T01:53:34","slug":"magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff.
\nCelia: What?!
\nAnna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard.
\nMichael: I thought Stacey was always magic.
\nAnna: Well, she’s doing really asthetically pleasing magic right now.
\nStacey: Stacey is doing really sketchy magic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff. Celia: What?! Anna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard. Michael: I thought Stacey … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[25,80,79,77,71],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-annaw","tag-celial","tag-michaelk","tag-staceyc","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":661,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions\/661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}