{"id":636,"date":"2011-11-06T23:17:02","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T23:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=636"},"modified":"2011-11-10T14:43:28","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T14:43:28","slug":"636","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: Oh my gosh why does this article start with an exclamation point?!<br \/>\nGreg: Start?<br \/>\nMichael: Well, the first sentence ends with an exclamation point.<br \/>\nGreg: Is this Juan? We&#8217;ve been trying to tone down his articles all day.<br \/>\nEmily: Juan is cute!<br \/>\nMichael: Yes, but he&#8217;s using exclamation points in my newspaper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael: Oh my gosh why does this article start with an exclamation point?! Greg: Start? Michael: Well, the first sentence ends with an exclamation point. Greg: Is this Juan? We&#8217;ve been trying to tone down his articles all day. Emily: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=636\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[72,33,79,71],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-emilyd","tag-gregh","tag-michaelk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":637,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}