{"id":608,"date":"2011-11-06T23:31:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T23:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=608"},"modified":"2011-11-10T14:33:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T14:33:10","slug":"mosquitos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"Mosquitos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(The group walks past a puppy on the Cut and everyone &#8220;Awww&#8221;s)<br \/>\nGreg: I&#8217;m more of a cat person.<br \/>\nEmily: I love all animals. I&#8217;m not racist.<br \/>\nGreg: Even mosquitos?<br \/>\nEmily: Mosquitos aren&#8217;t animals.<br \/>\nPatrick: Mosquitos aren&#8217;t animals.<br \/>\nEmily: Greg was wrong about a SECOND thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(The group walks past a puppy on the Cut and everyone &#8220;Awww&#8221;s) Greg: I&#8217;m more of a cat person. Emily: I love all animals. I&#8217;m not racist. Greg: Even mosquitos? Emily: Mosquitos aren&#8217;t animals. Patrick: Mosquitos aren&#8217;t animals. Emily: Greg &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=608\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[72,33,74,71],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-emilyd","tag-gregh","tag-patrickk","tag-tartan","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":609,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}