{"id":57,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=57"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:48:04","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:48:04","slug":"plankton-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Plankton babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Plankton babies!<br \/>\nMark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures.<br \/>\nIan: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve.<br \/>\nAlan: What?<br \/>\nIan: It&#8217;s the theme song.<\/p>\n<p>Later&#8230;<br \/>\nIan: Yeah, plankton baby adventures!<br \/>\nIan (singing): When you&#8217;re alone, you have no friends, you can be friends with plankton babies.<br \/>\nIan: Except I&#8217;m not sure that plankton has emotions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Plankton babies! Mark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures. Ian: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve. Alan: What? Ian: It&#8217;s the theme song. Later&#8230; Ian: Yeah, plankton baby adventures! Ian (singing): When you&#8217;re alone, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=57\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,6,22,20,60,21],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-babies","tag-ianl","tag-markl","tag-music","tag-san-francisco","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":410,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}