{"id":553,"date":"2011-11-04T10:55:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T10:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=553"},"modified":"2011-11-10T02:44:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T02:44:34","slug":"jello-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=553","title":{"rendered":"Jello"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan: *fills keith’s tuba with jello*
\nAlan: that would actually kinda suck…
\nAlan: the jello would go in but itd be hell to get out once it hardened
\nAlan: i want to fill something with jello now!
\nAlan: what can i fill with jello?
\nTimMierz: His mouth, while he’s sleeping
\nTimMierz: Then he’ll stop breathing
\nTimMierz: And die
\nAlan: XD
\nTimMierz: Then you can stuff him
\nAlan: umm
\nTimMierz: And you have a new stuffed Keith<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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