{"id":550,"date":"2011-11-04T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T10:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=550"},"modified":"2011-11-10T02:43:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T02:43:37","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=550","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TimMierz: Oh wow<br \/>\nTimMierz: I&#8217;m a quote goldmine tonight<br \/>\nAlan: yep<br \/>\nTimMierz: Do I get a trophy?<br \/>\nTimMierz: Or maybe a pizza?<br \/>\nAlan: you get a trophy made of pizza<br \/>\nAlan: or a pizza made of trphies<br \/>\nAlan: your pick<br \/>\nTimMierz: Yay, a pizza trophy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TimMierz: Oh wow TimMierz: I&#8217;m a quote goldmine tonight Alan: yep TimMierz: Do I get a trophy? TimMierz: Or maybe a pizza? Alan: you get a trophy made of pizza Alan: or a pizza made of trphies Alan: your pick &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=550\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,23],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}