{"id":53,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:40","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=53"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:20:25","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:20:25","slug":"saran-wrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Saran wrap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan ties a CtFwS armband around adrake&#8217;s head over his eyes<br \/>\nadrake: This is the world&#8217;s worst blindfold.<br \/>\nglisson: I can think of worse. Saran wrap.<br \/>\nteisenbe: Saran wrap is a good blindfold. They stop seeing after a while.<\/p>\n<p>Later&#8230;<br \/>\nscorri: I just got the saran wrap. Bad teisenbe. No killing.<br \/>\nMargaret: teisenbe, I have to agree with scorri here. You&#8217;re not allowed to kill people unless I tell you you can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan ties a CtFwS armband around adrake&#8217;s head over his eyes adrake: This is the world&#8217;s worst blindfold. glisson: I can think of worse. Saran wrap. teisenbe: Saran wrap is a good blindfold. They stop seeing after a while. Later&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=53\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[17,5,13,19,18,16,15],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-adrake","tag-alanv","tag-cluster","tag-glisson","tag-margaretm","tag-scorri","tag-teisenbe","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/54"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}