{"id":518,"date":"2011-11-04T11:12:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T11:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=518"},"modified":"2011-11-10T02:34:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T02:34:29","slug":"lard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"Lard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: and i ate a bucket of lard yesterday<br \/>\nAlan: im gonna grow fatttt<br \/>\nEchidnapi: heh<br \/>\nAlan: and for breakfast i had a stick of butter<br \/>\nAlan: covered in sugar<br \/>\nEchidnapi: mmm<br \/>\nEchidnapi: with some flour that would be a dough boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: and i ate a bucket of lard yesterday Alan: im gonna grow fatttt Echidnapi: heh Alan: and for breakfast i had a stick of butter Alan: covered in sugar Echidnapi: mmm Echidnapi: with some flour that would be a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,59,11,63],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-food","tag-im","tag-markc","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}