{"id":467,"date":"2011-11-04T11:37:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T11:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=467"},"modified":"2011-11-10T02:10:50","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T02:10:50","slug":"cellphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=467","title":{"rendered":"Cellphone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: I&#8217;m afraid of people calling me, so I always keep my cellphone off.<br \/>\nAlan: What&#8217;s the point of having a cellphone then?<br \/>\nKeith: I can turn it on and watch the cingular man dance. And I have a pretty picture of tuna&#8230; turnips&#8230; tulips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: I&#8217;m afraid of people calling me, so I always keep my cellphone off. Alan: What&#8217;s the point of having a cellphone then? Keith: I can turn it on and watch the cingular man dance. And I have a pretty &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=467\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,31],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-keithb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}