{"id":367,"date":"2011-11-04T12:15:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=367"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:40:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:40:17","slug":"lucky-charms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"Lucky Charms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: Yarr. Pirates are after me lucky charms again. I mean, wouldn&#8217;t you want to pirate lucky charms? People pirate silly things like movies and music&#8230; you&#8217;d definetly want to pirate tasty, useful things like Lucky Charms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: Yarr. Pirates are after me lucky charms again. I mean, wouldn&#8217;t you want to pirate lucky charms? People pirate silly things like movies and music&#8230; you&#8217;d definetly want to pirate tasty, useful things like Lucky Charms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[59,31],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-food","tag-keithb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":380,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions\/380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}