Keith: I’m getting a dumpster tomorrow
\nTim: Adopting?
\nKeith: Yes
\nKeith: I’ll feed it lots of junk and it’ll be happy and healthy
\nTim: Sounds like my kids
\nMars: Same here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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