{"id":3498,"date":"2024-03-11T18:59:06","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T22:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3498"},"modified":"2024-03-11T18:59:06","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T22:59:06","slug":"professor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3498","title":{"rendered":"Professor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life<br \/>\nAnswers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor<\/p>\n<p>Dan: What if they&#8217;re both?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life Answers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor Dan: What if they&#8217;re both?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-3498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-danp","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3499,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions\/3499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}