{"id":335,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=335"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:20:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T01:20:19","slug":"kol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"KoL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: You&#8217;re playing KoL&#8230; You horrible person. You should go&#8230; shoot kittens.<br \/>\nAlan: It&#8217;s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.<br \/>\nKeith: That&#8217;s lovely. In fact, that&#8217;s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keith: You&#8217;re playing KoL&#8230; You horrible person. You should go&#8230; shoot kittens. Alan: It&#8217;s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks. Keith: That&#8217;s lovely. In fact, that&#8217;s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,27,31],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-games","tag-keithb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}