{"id":3184,"date":"2020-11-27T13:21:05","date_gmt":"2020-11-27T18:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3184"},"modified":"2020-11-27T13:21:05","modified_gmt":"2020-11-27T18:21:05","slug":"julia-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3184","title":{"rendered":"Julia Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greg: Julia Child makes asparagus<br \/>\nAlan: Literally? Like she&#8217;s pooping them out?<br \/>\nGreg: No! Julia Child *cooks* asparagus<br \/>\nAlan: Okay, because that would be a very different kind of show<br \/>\nGreg: She is not a vegetable garden<br \/>\nGreg: Well, she might be now, because she is dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg: Julia Child makes asparagus Alan: Literally? Like she&#8217;s pooping them out? Greg: No! Julia Child *cooks* asparagus Alan: Okay, because that would be a very different kind of show Greg: She is not a vegetable garden Greg: Well, she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3184\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,33],"class_list":["post-3184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-gregh","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3185,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3184\/revisions\/3185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}