{"id":3167,"date":"2020-11-01T20:16:07","date_gmt":"2020-11-02T01:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3167"},"modified":"2020-11-01T20:16:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T01:16:07","slug":"cheerios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3167","title":{"rendered":"Cheerios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)<br \/>\nMars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios<br \/>\nAlan: Wait what?<br \/>\nMars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor&#8230;<br \/>\nAlan: Ohhh, literal cheerios<br \/>\nTim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet) Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios Alan: Wait what? Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor&#8230; Alan: Ohhh, literal &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=3167\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,68,23],"class_list":["post-3167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-marsz","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3168,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3167\/revisions\/3168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}